Archive for the 'We Are Fucked.' Category

We Are Fucked (4).

This is real product. That you can buy and ingest and regret.
Two Tacos. Fries. A cheeseburger. A coke.

When China’s economy overtakes ours, and the Republicans blame the poor people, and the poor people blame the poor people, I will be standing there shaking my head and simply holding up this advertisement.

We ate ourselves stupid, and we only have ourselves to blame.


We Are Fucked (3)

Take my money... Please.

Look closely in the right hand corner of this photo.
These dryer sheets will not only eliminate static, they’ll make your laundry smell like fresh linen. They will make your laundry smell, LIKE FRESH FUCKING LAUNDRY.

It’s not even CLEVER. It’s the marketing equivalent of a hobo with a sign that says, “Why lie… i need a beer.” No shit dickhead. Thanks for ruining this for both of us. How am I supposed to give a bum money if we don’t both pretend it’s the right thing to do to help him feed himself. Likewise for you Bounce… at least make it smell like some other bullshit flavor. My favorite being “Rain”…

Other new products to be on the look out for are: Milk Flavored Milk, Baguette flavored bread, and Pie flavored Pumpkins.